Tig Notaro Quotes

When I was first asked for an autograph, I felt so uncomfortable that I just wrote, 'Tig's Autograph,' and from then on, that's what I write when I sign my name.

Tig Notaro

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NameUncomfortableWriteFirstJust

I love my dad so much. I don't have that cool thing where I have dad issues.

Max Winkler

LoveCoolWhereCool ThingIssues

The most important aspect of my signing with the WFL was not to demean or undermine the National Football League, but rather to make professional football a form of employment where management recognizes its workers as individuals capable of communicating on an intelligent level.

John Matuszak

FootballManagementProfessional

I would be more familiar with Janet Jackson than I was with the Teardrop Explodes or Joy Division, because I didn't want to listen to my competitors for fear of nicking ideas off them.

Robert Smith

FearJoyIdeasWantListenMore

I think a wrestler can say something from fighting, from wrestling.

Shinsuke Nakamura

ThinkFightingSayWrestlingI Think

I have to be invested spiritually, emotionally, and psychologically to do theater. I can't do it to make a living. I have four kids, a couple of grandkids, and two mortgages.

Ruben Santiago-Hudson

LivingTwoSpirituallyKidsFour

I believe marriage is a human right, not a state right.

Martin O'Malley

MarriageBelieveI BelieveRight

I definitely think an on-screen experience is universal, in a way.

Martine Syms

ExperienceThinkWayUniversal

Originally, the burden of proof was on physicists to prove that time travel was possible. Now the burden of proof is on physicists to prove there must be a law forbidding time travel.

Michio Kaku

TimeTravelLawBurdenNowPossible

Nothing is ever the same as they said it was.

Diane Arbus

SaidNothingSameEver

Due process policies such as tenure are put in place to protect good teachers from being fired without cause. They aren't there to protect 'bad' teachers.

Donna Brazile

GoodProcessBadPlaceProtect

The truth is, it's a totalitarian dictatorship when you're making films. You are the boss. You can listen to other people, and it can be a benevolent dictatorship, but it's a dictatorship nonetheless. A lot of directors go past their first experience, that's what they've come away with.

Chiwetel Ejiofor

TruthExperiencePastBossPeople

I think Barack Obama is one of the most exciting politicians to come along in a long time.

Mark McKinnon

TimeThinkLongLong TimeAlong

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