Tiffany Haddish Quotes

No matter what the situation, I try to have fun. I get pulled over by the police, I'm like, 'Oh, this going to be the best arrest ever.' And I end up making friends with these police officers.

Tiffany Haddish

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BestPoliceFunHave FunEndMatter

I have an advanced degree in procrastination and another one in paranoia.

Joanne Harris

ProcrastinationDegreeParanoia

I liked art history. Also liked the gender ratio, especially compared to applied math and physics.

Jesse Andrews

HistoryArtGenderPhysicsMath

I feel in some ways I've had a difficult life. And it makes me the kind of writer I am, in what I value, what I respect, what I hold dear.

Melissa Bank

LifeRespectI AmValueMeFeel

If things don't work in education, we need change.

Robert J. Bentley

WorkEducationChangeNeedThings

I've talked to some drummers who seem to have a very hard time staying in shape on the road, including some drummers touring with high-profile acts that don't have to live on fast food every night.

Matt Cameron

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If I hadn't gone to dancing school, I would have married and had children like my mum and had a normal life.

Jean Simmons

LifeChildrenSchoolDancingGone

If you want to build a startup that has a good chance of succeeding, don't listen to me. Listen to Paul Graham and others who are applying tons of data to the idea of startup success. That will maximize your chance of being successful.

Michael Arrington

SuccessGoodMeChanceDataYou

Yes, I believe in equality. But I don't like the word 'feminist,' because it's such a rational belief to think that women are equal to men, and I'm a rational person. You shouldn't be labeled for being reasonable.

Michael Che

WomenMenEqualityBelieveThink

I don't look ahead to the future as a vast, endless one. I've begun to feel the calendar pages turning.

Ron Howard

FutureFeelLookCalendarAhead

Women are like dogs really. They love like dogs, a little insistently. And they like to fetch and carry and come back wistfully after hard words, and learn rather easily to carry a basket.

Mary Roberts Rinehart

LoveWomenWordsLearnBackHard

It doesn't matter what else is going on. When you walk into your arena or your - whatever you excel at, you're there to take care of the job that you have to do.

Michael Phelps

WalkJobCareTake CareYouMatter

We have three generations at home, including my father-in-law. I keep a very low profile, and a lot of things I do are very much with the family in mind. I have actually made films with the family around me.

Mira Nair

FamilyHomeMindMeThreeLow

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