Home
Topics
Authors
:
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z

Tucker Max Quotes

It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: author
Nationality: american
Birth: September 27, 1975

Topics

Me Way Never Hard Safe Because

I have to tell you, it's very boring, but before I did yoga, I was a stand-up comedian who can't stand up. And now I can stand on my head.

Stand Up Stand You I Can Now Boring

If you watch a guy go out on court and have a meltdown, you're not going to think, 'Oh my God, now I'm screwed.' Or you're not going to think, 'The umpire's going to give him calls because he's just told him he's an idiot or the pits of the world.'

God World Think Idiot You Go

When I was young, we always went to our posh cousins at Christmas. My dad made sure we had new shoes and clean clothes - he was really proud - and that's why I felt different from everyone living around me. We had the first television on the estate, the first fridge.

Shoes Me Proud Clothes Television

Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.

Funny Yourself Drive Feet Name You

If we are genuinely committed to promoting a culture of peace, as individuals we must look to our values and ensure that we all exhibit a peace loving life to our nation's children.

Silvia Cartwright

Life Children Culture Peace Look

I just kind of wanted to do something where you don't just see 'Kardashian' everywhere.

You Kind See Where Something Just

A watch is a fashion statement, and it says something about the person wearing it.

Fashion Person Watch Something Says

I will be sent back to Washington, D.C., with the grace of God and all the Alaskan voters out there because all Alaskans have asked me to go back and continue my service.

God Service Grace Me Back Go

I am looking forward and I am hoping that I will be the catalyst that makes India and Pakistan live for peace forever.

Asif Ali Zardari

Live Peace I Am Looking Forward Will

Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years.

Humor Ten Years Sometimes Years See

I have never claimed to do the right kind of things and make politically correct statements.

Kind Never Right Things Correct

I play a lot of hard men and gangsters, and I'm not like that at all.

Men Play Hard Like Gangsters Lot

Copyright © 2024 QuotesDict Quote by Tucker Max