Scott Aukerman Quotes

I probably could be a world-class screenwriter by now if I had spent the kind of work I devote on Comedy Death-Ray to that. But I do okay, in that regard. I mean, my stuff gets bought, so it's all right.

Scott Aukerman

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And the live show is still our main thing.

Jerry Garcia

LiveShowStillOurMainThing

I didn't get married. I do have a boyfriend. We live together.

Melissa Joan Hart

LiveTogetherGetGet Married

Larger Post Panamax ships are critical to securing America's position in a global market, and all our ports, including Jaxport, must be deep enough to handle them.

Ander Crenshaw

DeepAmericaEnoughPositionHandle

My childhood was completely dominated by Bill Clinton and the OJ trial. I don't think we had a family dinner where one didn't come up.

John Mulaney

FamilyChildhoodDinnerThinkUp

You have to go into each match believing you can beat all of the players.

Andy Murray

YouGoBelievingBeatPlayersMatch

The cynic says, 'One man can't do anything.' I say, 'Only one man can do anything.'

John W. Gardner

ManSayAnythingOnlyCynicSays

When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone.

John Requa

FunnyShortDieSayWantTombstone

For Maersk Line, it is never great to compete with somebody who, by definition, can't go bankrupt.

Soren Skou

GreatGoNeverLineCompeteWho

I just have to attend someone's birthday party or go out for dinner with someone else for us to be in a relationship. That's not going to stop me from socialising, but tell me, which girl would want to be with a guy who goes to bed early and gives more importance to the gym?

Sidharth Malhotra

BirthdayGirlRelationshipMeDinner

Even when I'm in a really great, steady and stable place... I'm clinically bipolar, so that always exists - a darkness always exists.

Mary Lambert

GreatDarknessPlaceAlwaysSteady

I try to not listen to all the girls I admire musically - like Nina Simone - just so I don't find myself imitating them, even if it's subconsciously.

Lou Doillon

MyselfFindAdmireTryListenJust

In my movies, I portray this 'Everyman' persona, someone everybody can empathize with. People can identify with a guy like me.

Judge Reinhold

PeopleMeSomeoneMoviesGuyLike

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