Scott Aukerman Quotes

The best sketch shows are from a group of tight-knit people who've worked together for a really long time.

Scott Aukerman

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TimeBestTogetherPeopleLong

I was stationed in Turkey, Mexico City, South America, Texas, Arizona, so I do know where the Mexican-U.S. border is.

Joe Arpaio

CityBorderTexasAmericaKnow

French fries kill more people than guns and sharks, yet nobody's afraid of French fries.

Robert Kiyosaki

PeopleSharksNobodyFrench Fries

A catcher and his body are like the outlaw and his horse. He's got to ride that nag till it drops.

Johnny Bench

RideHorseBodyDropsGotOutlaw

I was going to become a youth worker because I do voluntary work with the kids in the little village where I live. I make little films with them and stuff when I'm not working. I thought, I'll pack it in then, and go and do something I love doing, and get a regular job because I've got two kids and a mortgage.

Stephen Graham

WorkLoveLiveJobYouthThought

Actually, the 14 novels were written over a period of just over 6 years.

Stephen R. George

OverYearsJustPeriodActually

Johnnie Cochran was such a heroic figure for getting the acquittal of O.J. Simpson, and the acquittal was such a historical event because it was the first time that I'd seen somebody who looked like me have the criminal justice system work in their favor rather than against.

Sterling K. Brown

WorkTimeJusticeMeFirst Time

Always desire to learn something useful.

Sophocles

MotivationalLearnDesireAlways

It's harder to take politics seriously, to understand the issues, than it is to drown it all in a sea of scorn. And while the world cries out for greater analysis and insight, we are distracted by bread and circuses, aka the 'Great British Bake-Off' and 'Tumble.' We should rediscover our tradition of satire. Of speaking truth unto power.

Rory Bremner

TruthSeaPowerGreatPolitics

I grew up in my neighborhood with salsa, of course bachata, but also hip-hop, Nirvana - it was just like a mixed culture. It was a beautiful thing for me because at the moment I started creating music, having all these different sounds and elements, it was very organic because I grew up with all these types different music.

Romeo Santos

MusicBeautifulMomentCultureMe

I think when someone knows who they are and is comfortable and confident with that, I think a lot of the typical, aesthetic things sort of fall by the wayside.

Matt Bomer

ThinkConfidentAestheticSomeone

There's been a lot of experience with torture in history. It doesn't work.

Molly Ivins

WorkHistoryExperienceTortureBeen

Humans believe so many lies because we aren't aware. We ignore the truth or we just don't see the truth. When we are educated, we accumulate a lot of knowledge, and all that knowledge is just like a wall of fog that doesn't allow us to perceive the truth, what really is.

Don Miguel Ruiz

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