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Scott Aukerman Quotes

Your average comedian doesn't know the podcast universe, really.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: writer
Nationality: american
Birth: July 2, 1970

Topics

Universe Know Average Your Comedian

Some people actually sleep better when the significant other is with them. For other couples, it's the opposite.

Sleep People Better Some People Some

Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.

Love Mother Best Me Cheese My Own

It seems that when anything aimed at kids catches on, it causes the collective antennae of the older set to go up.

Go Up Anything Collective Kids Set

A child did approach me in a restaurant in Cornwall, but he thought I was Gandalf.

Child Me Thought Restaurant Approach

A lot of the idealism of the Sixties was spot on, from the environmentalism to the war to the Civil Rights movement, the women's rights movement, you name it.

Steven Van Zandt

Women War Name You Sixties Movement

My hope is that I hit it big with something, and then I'll have enough of a cushion to carve out time to write a book. That would be my passion project.

Passion Hope Time Book Enough Write

Only in Washington would death be considered a taxable event.

Death Washington Event Only Would

The sad thing about artificial intelligence is that it lacks artifice and therefore intelligence.

Jean Baudrillard

Sad Intelligence Artifice Artificial

I believe in love that's fun, that is caring, giving, and that is honest.

Love Fun Caring Believe Giving

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.

Religion Suicide Nobody Movement Odd

His very chains helped to deceive him about the harshness of his service.

Service Chains Him Deceive His Very

But we don't have an example of a democratic society existing in a socialist economy - which is the only real alternative to capitalism in the modern world.

Peter L. Berger

World Society Capitalism Economy

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