Sebastian Maniscalco Quotes

I like Las Vegas because it kind of gives me a chance to gauge my material in front of a very diverse group of people. There are a lot of different people in the audience, and you can kind of get a barometer for how your material plays throughout the country.

Sebastian Maniscalco

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PeopleMeChanceVegasYouCountry

If there is a person behaving more destructively in popular culture than Mario Lavandeira, I cannot think of one. He has used cruelty as a crass mechanism to build up his own celebrity and has utilized political correctness to protect himself while using it as a weapon to dehumanize those he doesn't agree with.

Andrew Breitbart

CultureThinkPoliticalPersonBuild

I am fine with the fact that some of my hair is gray. If it was all gray overnight, that would be a scary thing.

Matthew Perry

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The global economy is in pretty good shape.

John W. Snow

GoodEconomyShapePrettyGlobal

One who does not know when to die, does not know how to live.

John Ruskin

LiveDieKnowWhoHowDoes

A mission statement is not something you write overnight... But fundamentally, your mission statement becomes your constitution, the solid expression of your vision and values. It becomes the criterion by which you measure everything else in your life.

Stephen Covey

LifeVisionConstitutionMissionYou

This mug of mine is as plain as a barn door. Why should people pay 35 cents to look at it?

Spencer Tracy

PeopleDoorLookWhyPayBarn

During my New York run, I injured my voice badly. I was getting increasingly hoarse, and it finally gave up. The doctor said I had two choices. Either cancel things, or try my luck and perhaps never speak again. That's not much of a choice.

Trevor Noah

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When I was a child, my parents took my brothers and me to Port-au-Prince during the summer so we could get to know the country of our ancestors. Because Haiti is an island, the beach is everywhere. Haitians are particular, even snobby, about beaches.

Roxane Gay

BeachChildParentsMeCountryKnow

Well, I think what's most important is the idea of something.

Josh Homme

ThinkImportantSomethingWellIdea

I don't feel that an atmosphere of debate and total disagreement and argument is such a bad thing. It makes for a vital and alive field.

Clifford Geertz

FeelBadDebateArgumentAlive

Assad owes his continuation in power to the intervention of Russia in 2015 to prop up his regime.

Peter Bergen

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They amaze me most of those remixes. Some of them are crap. But every time I complain, someone comes up and says they are for a different market that you don't understand. Some of the New Order ones are really great, though.

Peter Hook

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