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Shane Smith Quotes

If not doing VICE, I probably would be selling Cokes on the beach in Vietnam. I like the sea.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: journalist
Nationality: canadian
Birth: 1970

Topics

Sea Beach Doing Selling Vice Would

The phenomenon of home schooling is a wonderful example of the American can-do attitude. Growing numbers of parents have become disenchanted with government-run public schools. Many parents have simply taken matters into their own hands, literally.

Home Attitude Parents American Hands

The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why? Because I'm not. Wasn't that Richard Pryor? Yes, it was. I know what I am: I'm funny!

Funny Good Truth Myself I Am Comedy

I don't work for money any longer. I'm fortunate enough not to need to work for money, but I work for pride; I work because I love to work, and so the idea that one could lose control of one's own name and that things could be produced with your name on that you were not proud of scared me.

Work Love Money Me Control Proud

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.

Michael O'Donoghue

People Laugh Comedy Making Lowest

Pray for someone else's child, your pastor, the military, the police officers, the firemen, the teachers, the government. There's no end to the ways that you can intervene on behalf of others through prayer.

Prayer Police Government Child End

For four years, Barack Obama has been running from the nation's problems. He hasn't been working to earn reelection. He's been working to earn a spot on the PGA tour.

Mitch McConnell

Problems Nation Years Earn Working

I like to tell kids that I started thinking about stories when I first started reading stuff like Dr. Seuss and 'Go, Dog. Go!,' thinking, 'Oh yeah, that's funny. I'd like to do that.' And then writing throughout school, but at the same time I was studying pre-med stuff, because my mom told me I should be a doctor.

Funny Dog Time School Me Mom

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want.

Dianne Feinstein

Leadership People Want Ability

I don't need to see the old school to remember it and the teachers there. They changed the way that I've always looked at life and learning.

Life Learning School Remember Way

I enjoy comedy and drama. A nice balance of both is great.

Great Balance Comedy Enjoy Drama

Whatever you want to do, do it now.

You Now Want Whatever

I have generally and will always fight for clean air and safe drinking water laws.

Water Fight Drinking Water Will Air

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