Shane Dawson Quotes

I've made a lot of crazy comedy videos and said a lot of crazy things. If it's too offensive, I apologize and move on, but I do comedy.

Shane Dawson

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We have to find alternative ways of producing our raw materials without asking nature to do it for us.

Jochen Zeitz

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OK, in all seriousness, I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness.

Jennifer Aniston

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I actually love actresses who look like they feel really natural. I like Patricia Clarkson, Laura Linney, Frances McDormand. Those are actresses where the second they show up on screen you're like, oh my gosh, this movie just got so much better.

Anna Kendrick

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You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family.

Anita Baker

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By the time I'm 75 and I have a new hip, and my eyes are laser cleaned of cataracts, I wont think I'm a bionic man. I think that's just how technology works. The posthuman future of humanity will not announce itself; it will just creep up on us.

John Scalzi

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I've often been accused of spending more time and energy criticizing my fellow Democrats than criticizing Republicans.

Mickey Kaus

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Basically, when I look at my life, I think I'm lucky to be given the opportunities I've had.

Michael Patrick Jann

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I like making people laugh, so drama was never a big leap for me.

Luke Hemsworth

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I just have a great life. I know great people. I've had great relationships - all different kinds of relationships. I am so lucky to be on the little golden path that led me to all this.

Julia Roberts

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The good is, like nature, an immense landscape in which man advances through centuries of exploration.

Jose Ortega y Gasset

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Flowers are without hope. Because hope is tomorrow and flowers have no tomorrow.

Antonio Porchia

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I first became an Alan Moore fan in Covent Garden on a Saturday afternoon in 1987, when I bought a copy of 'Watchmen,' his graphic novel about ageing superheroes and nuclear apocalypse.

Susanna Clarke

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