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Seth Meyers Quotes

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 28, 1973

Topics

Funny Past You Average Get Like

A talented executive whose interests are aligned with the firm's and is confident in her role will always recruit stars who exceed herself in various ways, but one who is worried about her value to the firm will not.

Stars Value Confident Will Always

If there was an Oppression Olympics, I would win the gold medal. I'm Palestinian, Muslim, I'm female, I'm disabled, and I live in New Jersey.

Live Gold Win New Oppression Jersey

I don't want to paint rainbows: I want to make art that disturbs identity and challenges authority.

Art Identity Challenges Authority

The necessity for rules and strictness is a way of dealing with an enormously powerful impulse: Germans are among the most emotional people on the planet. Maybe it has to do with the fact that, as a nation, they are always drawn back to nature and the forest.

Nature People Forest Powerful Rules

Promoting a stock is like making a movie. You've got to have stars, props, and a good script.

Robert Friedland

Good Stars You Got Like Movie

But I know I have a son who doesn't listen to anything I say and if he hears the same thing from someone else, sometimes it has a little more impact.

Son Impact Someone Know Sometimes

As a member of the House Select Committee on Intelligence, I know that the CIA, Treasury Department, National Security Agency, and others work closely to keep tabs on the IRGC's operations.

Work Intelligence House Security

The music I have created, along with the other Beach Boys, has taken me all over the world. For these past 50 years, I guess you could say, 'I get around.'

Music Beach Past Me World You

The first feature film I did, when I did 'Night Shift,' I improvised quite a bit because I would improvise at the audition, so sometimes I would return to the original lines, and then when I was on set, I would improvise even more.

Night Sometimes More First Return

If becoming a member of Congress is like going to college, then crafting legislation is our homework.

College Homework Congress Going Like

I felt like I was cheated out of my career in the UFC. In my mind and in my heart, I never lost to a foe. I never lost to an opponent. I lost to diverticulitis. That was my opponent that beat me. A lot of other people might have other thoughts about that.

Heart People Mind Me Thoughts Lost

I turned from my wicked ways and embraced Jesus. The next thing I knew, good times had come my way.

Good Good Times Way Next Wicked

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