Seth MacFarlane Quotes

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.

Seth MacFarlane

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We must make it clear that a platform of 'I hate gay men and women' is not a way to become president of the United States.

Jimmy Carter

WomenHateMenGayWayBecome

I might just be the luckiest girl ever.

Jenny Han

GirlMightJustJust BeEver

It's always nice to have new clothes made for you.

Robert Rinder

ClothesYouNewNiceAlwaysMade

I think I'm a little more mature than the average guy.

Amar'e Stoudemire

ThinkMatureMoreLittleGuyThan

If you start throwing eight or nine shots, you're going to get caught - bang - and the fight could be over.

Amir Khan

FightStartYouOverGoingGet

In writing 'The Humans,' I obsessed over the financial district and the architecture.

Stephen Karam

ArchitectureWritingFinancialOver

I have nothing against crossing over, but I don't need to change to cross over.

Romeo Santos

ChangeNothingNeedOverAgainst

I just write... I follow the melodies that I can't forget/the ones that pop up in my brain the most.

Lou Barlow

BrainWriteFollowUpJustPop

Seniority actually means something in the Senate.

Lisa Murkowski

SomethingSenateMeansActually

I want to be a great actress.

Jayne Mansfield

GreatWantActress

I was a guy back in the Eighties who was one movie away from a huge career, which at that time didn't happen. In the Nineties, I worked a lot, but it was kind of, 'Get out there and dig and find things.' Then I guess 'The Rookie' and 'Far From Heaven' were referred to as my comeback.

Dennis Quaid

TimeComebackCareerFindHeaven

Today you can't go by the titles of the shows to know what the content of the show may be.

Donna Douglas

TodayYouGoKnowContentMay

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