Shelley Berman Quotes

I just sit down and write. I never know when. The most recent one is 'Sarah Still,' which is about our life, Sarah and me. It's my favorite of all my poems.

Shelley Berman

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LifeMeDownKnowNeverWrite

I don't like going out on a date unless I know the broad a little bit beforehand. By the way, 'broad' to me is not a detrimental term for women; it's simply another word for female. Anyway, I don't really go out a whole lot, because there aren't many girls I like to take out and spend a whole evening with - at least not an evening in public.

Joe Namath

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Women tell me they won't date a guy with bad shoes. There are good-looking guys with good-looking outfits, and then really bad-looking square toe I-don't-even-want-to-mention-the-label kind of shoes. There is no reason for that. Again, invest in something that looks proper. A great pair of shoes can make your old outfit look great, too.

John Varvatos

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The most enduring Top 10 ever written wasn't written at all, but chiseled onto stone tablets and conveyed down Mount Sinai by Moses, who introduced to the world not just a set of Biblical precepts but also a new format for starting arguments: the list of 10 things.

Steve Rushin

WorldStoneDownNewTopStarting

Our coaches want to be a part of South Carolina football when they win it for the first time. When they win the division, when they win the SEC, win a major bowl game, etc. The opportunities to do it all for the first time here make it extra special.

Steve Spurrier

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I'm an artist, therefore I think I am sensitive to human pain.

Shirley MacLaine

PainI AmThinkArtistHumanAm

That's the life, really, isn't it? You write. You record. You play. And it never grows old.

Rob Halford

LifeYouPlayNeverWriteOld

I intensely covered Bush when he was Governor of Texas.

Molly Ivins

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If someone leaves me a bad review, I briefly fantasize about pushing them down a well.

Lisa Hanawalt

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We pass now quickly from each other's sight; but I know full well that where beyond these passing scenes you shall be, there will be Heaven.

Joshua Chamberlain

YouHeavenKnowNowWillBeyond

As far as being locked into one certain thing, that's not what I want to do. I just want the opportunity to go off and do something else, whether it's plays or musicals or whatever.

Dominic Sherwood

OpportunityGoWantWhateverOff

I read a lot when I'm away. I love courtroom dramas and I'm always looking for new authors.

Bruce Forsyth

LoveLookingNewAlwaysCourtroom

Fundraising is very, very time-consuming.

Arlen Specter

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