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Paula Poundstone Quotes

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

Paula Poundstone

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 29, 1959

Topics

Life Humor Someone Silly Seeing

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.

Joan Baez

Relationship People Me Kind Hardest

I've been so low sometimes and when everyone else would be so high because I didn't like myself.

Jerry West

Myself Sometimes Everyone High Low

Because as an only child, you have your own little world.

Maynard James Keenan

Child World You Little Own Because

Acquiring an aggressive, honest, and communicative agent with actual relationships in real-live New York publishing houses is, in my opinion, the single most important move that a writer who aspires to be successful can make.

John Lescroart

New York Opinion New Important Move

There's something terribly solitary about working in movies and television, and in New York, so much of the theater is showcasing.

Jeff Perry

New York Television New Movies Much

I am in favor of a foreign policy that will cultivate relations of peace with all nations, and I will never give my influence, either as a private citizen or a public servant, for war, so long as it can be honorably avoided.

Ambrose Burnside

Peace I Am War Influence Long Never

I'm married to a very generous woman.

Steven A. Cohen

Woman Generous Married Very

Incarceration rates, especially black incarceration rates, have soared regardless of whether crime is going up or down in any given community or the nation as a whole.

Michelle Alexander

Community Black Down Crime Nation

When I was pregnant. I exercised and was healthy, but it was also the first time since I was 14 that I wasn't on a diet.

Liv Tyler

Time Diet Healthy First Time First

I let people know that it was all right to do the kinds of things I did.

Little Richard

People Know Right Things Kinds Did

People are stubborn about what they perceive to be the right thing or the wrong thing, and it takes a long time to filter this human condition. There's a waiting period until people catch up. But if you have patience - which it takes when someone thinks differently from you - everybody always catches up. That patience is a wonderful virtue.

Johnny Mathis

Patience Time Waiting People Someone

That on a romantic level, if you feel it about somebody and it's pure, it means that they do too.

Sean Penn

Romantic Feel You Pure Level Means