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Penn Jillette Quotes

It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: March 5, 1955

Topics

Think Name Bad Only Unusual Losers

As a reader and a writer, I'm happiest when apparently mutually exclusive states can somehow coexist.

Writer Exclusive Happiest States

I think it's always an adjustment for me, but I do feel like, ultimately, I can kind of write anywhere. It just takes a second to get back in to the groove.

Me Think Feel Back I Can Kind

The most horrifying thing I ever did was work as a steward on an airplane. I wanted to get hired by United. I thought, 'With my languages, this will be amazing; I will work in First Class.' But I could only get a job with an airline going from Newark, New Jersey to Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

Work Job Amazing Airplane Thought

It's very difficult to determine whether this is the fault of the world that has abandoned the Church, or the Church that does not know how to relate to the world.

World Church Know Difficult Fault

I have always been a sucker for the big, upbeat chorus.

Always Big Been Sucker Chorus

To fix Panama, you need more than charisma and records: you need a program of action.

Action You More Fix Need Charisma

People talk about opportunity knocking, but the gate was always swinging in the breeze before I got to the door.

Opportunity People Door Talk Gate

If you're here right now in your life, your journey continues and you've lived to tell the story.

Life Journey Story You Now Right

People are unhappy when they are on diets, because it's 'don't do this, don't do that, do this, do that.'

Mireille Guiliano

People Unhappy Because Diets

In L.A. everyone is an actor. In Texas, everyone's a musician.

Texas Actor Everyone Musician

My biggest fear had always been getting hurt, and not being able to leave the game as a player on my own terms.

Fear Game Hurt My Own Always Leave

Nobody bats 500. We all make mistakes.

Mistakes Nobody Make Bats

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