I'm not going to run for political office.
Phil Robertson
Recitation: by Male by Female
I don't have girlfriends, because it's not fair, the same as I don't have plants because I'd never be back to water them, and I don't have cats and dogs, and I don't have kids, because I'd never be there to see them.
Jimmy Savile
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Wealth can only be accumulated by the earnings of industry and the savings of frugality.
John Tyler
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In theater, you really work out the kinks and figure out exactly what you want to do and what we want to say, so by the time we have an audience, we're really prepared. With TV, you have a day... Sometimes, just a few hours.
Amber Stevens
WorkTimeDayYouSometimesWant
You always want to help people out.
Ron Johnson
PeopleHelpYouWantAlwaysOut
The most stupid religion is Islam.
Michel Houellebecq
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The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.
Mo Rocca
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We never did try to get together and to show the younger Negroes such as myself, to try and even to show that he has ambitions - and with just a little encouragement, I could have really done something worthwhile. But instead, we did nothing but let the young upstarts know that they were young and simple, and that was that.
Louis Armstrong
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A lot of people think I'm a comedian.
Dolly Parton
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My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year, and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote.
Condoleezza Rice
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I really want a pet, and I really love animals.
Aurora
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We need more diversity - we need more African-Americans on screen, Latinos, Asians, different religions. We have to be better about reflecting what our world looks like.
Allison Schroeder
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Soul meets soul on lovers' lips.
Percy Bysshe Shelley
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