Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
Phyllis Diller
Recitation: by Male by Female
I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day.
Jim Caviezel
WalkDayPoolWayPantsSame
I will not say anything negative about the president of the United States. I don't do that. And I don't allow my children to do that.
Jerry Lewis
ChildrenNegativeSayWillPresident
Every time I see somebody behaving truly insanely in real life, I think, 'Yes! I'm not over the top after all!'
John Lithgow
LifeTimeThinkTopRealSee
As a child, I copied Duerer drawings and Bruegel.
Sigmar Polke
ChildCopiedDrawings
You never know what's going to happen sometimes, or what you think's going to happen never happens, or when you least expect it, the Santana record comes along and just blows up.
Tommy Lee
ThinkYouKnowSometimesNeverUp
But I don't really like to discuss Phil anymore.
Ronnie Spector
LikeAnymoreReallyDiscussPhil
Anyone unhappy with Google can use other search engines - including DuckDuckGo and Blekko, along with Bing or Yahoo.
Marvin Ammori
SearchUnhappyGoogleAlongUse
There is a sort of gratification in doing good which makes us rejoice in ourselves.
Michel de Montaigne
GoodDoingDoing GoodUsRejoice
One of my problems is I am getting so mature that I have to pick up a TV and toss it through the coffee table just to remind people of who I am. I want to go ranting and screaming into the grave.
Michael O'Donoghue
CoffeeI AmPeopleProblemsTable
I like the Gap ad, the khaki one. I liked that.
Jay Chiat
GapLikeLikedAd
I was born in Lagos, Nigeria, and I moved to Anderson, Indiana, in 2003 to go to school. I finished high school in America, then I went to college.
Dayo Okeniyi
SchoolCollegeHigh SchoolAmerica
Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival.
Winston Churchill
VictoryRoadSurvivalLongHardMay
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