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Phyllis Diller Quotes

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 17, 1917 - August 20, 2012

Topics

Walk Growing Up House Cleaning Up

I don't think I should ask my kids to inherit my business, because they can't start where I did: I was from the street. I'm a very different make of person. I've been a fighter all my life.

Life Business Start Think My Life

The reason that fiction is more interesting than any other form of literature, to those who really like to study people, is that in fiction the author can really tell the truth without humiliating himself.

Truth People Interesting Literature

'Taxi Driver' was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I didn't become a weirdo and squawk like a chicken.

Best Me Chicken Become Taxi Driver

It's much cheaper to influence elections than it is to go to war.

Toomas Hendrik Ilves

War Influence Go Elections Cheaper

I was making music simultaneously while studying B. Sc. and M. Sc.

Music Studying Making While

I realize that no one is going to come to me and ask me to be Julius Caesar or a romantic lead, but I think I'm a certain type of guy who looks a certain way, and that's just the reality of things.

Romantic Me Think Reality Looks Way

We must believe in the power of education. We must respect just laws. We must love ourselves, our old and or young, our women as well as our men.

Education Love Women Power Respect

There's so much in American history that has been hidden and shunned.

History American Hidden Been Much

I was never born to write. I was taught to write. And I am still being taught to write.

I Am Born Never Write Being Still

Mick Jagger's fans bought records with their allowances. Sinatra's people bought them out of wages.

People Out Fans Wages Records Them

I like to think of myself as the corniest, most awful thing you could possibly imagine.

Myself Think You Imagine Like Most

In your 20s and 30s, everything is possible. But then, sooner than you think, men walk past you in the street and don't look twice at you unless you're wearing a fabulous outfit.

Walk Men Past Think You Look

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