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Phyllis Diller Quotes

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 17, 1917 - August 20, 2012

Topics

Cooking Thought Bad Thanksgiving

I'm proud of all our records. Even the crap ones.

Proud Records Even Our Crap

I watched 'Fame,' and I just love the choreography. It just gives me a place to be in another zone.

Love Me Place Fame Choreography

I don't like the monikers, and I don't like being pigeonholed. You know, I'm a human being.

You Know Human Human Being Being

Putin wants to restore the Russian empire. That's his ambition; he's stated it many times.

Ambition Empire Restore He Many His

Not to say that corporations are perfect today, but even grand corporations like Dupont have made immense progress in translating some of their past environmentally damaging practices into new profit opportunities.

Today Progress Past Opportunities

Public-policy-wise, if you want to be consistent, crude oil is a bulk commodity, and you should be able to export it. I would rather the crude go to U.S. refineries to get refined and then export the refined product because we get double, triple the money.

Money You Go Want Product Oil

My childhood wasn't very happy. It's a long, grim story about being a Jew in a small southern town.

Childhood Happy Small Story Long

Be it a trip to the dentist, getting an injection or even coming home with a good report card, my reward always had to be a book. I didn't care much for anything else.

Good Home Book Care Reward Anything

I don't just throw out microwave records.

Out Just Throw Records Microwave

I'm overjoyed and honored to become a member of the Hollywood Records family. I've admired the careers they've made and can't wait to see how my musical path is paved out.

Family Path Wait Hollywood Become

I do listen to music. Movie scores, exclusively, because it's all about mood and nonspecificity. I love the way modern movie scoring is all about nonspecificity. You know, if I shuffled the tracks from 'Inception,' I challenge you to tell me which is which.

Love Music Challenge Me You Know

I just don't think animals should be slaughtered for their fur.

Dominique Swain

Think Animals Fur Just Should

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