Wilson Mizner Quotes

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

Wilson Mizner

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: dramatist
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: May 19, 1876 - April 3, 1933

Topics

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I would have loved to have played for Joe Gibbs. Look at his record of winning three Super Bowls.

John Elway

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Today there are hundreds of millions of mobile devices, but you do have to know a bit about what each device is capable of doing in order to approach it as a developer.

John Fowler

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I think the players, I put in the book for example that we should go back to wood rackets, probably they laughed at me, I'm a dinosaur, but I think that you see these great players, have even more variety and you see more strategy, there'd be more subtlety.

John McEnroe

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When I felt I was rejected by my first wife, and she said, 'Some day you will thank me for this,' you know what? I do. And so, sometimes it is darkest before the dawn. You can think it is bleak and you can't see. You never know.

John McEnroe

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A mayor is a symbol and a public face of what a city bureaucracy provides its citizens.

John Hickenlooper

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The team did a superb pitstop. We had steadily improved.

John Surtees

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Every coach has his own style of play, but when you spend your whole life as a Cowboy, you have to be influenced by what we did.

Tom Landry

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You see a script, and you say, 'Oh, I can play the heck out of that,' talk to your agent, and he says they don't want to see you. That's heartbreaking.

Rita Moreno

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There are few things as toxic as a bad metaphor. You can't think without metaphors.

Mary Catherine Bateson

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I have never pretended to be any kind of super-religious kind of man, but I feel very strongly that you can be funny without being dirty.

Jonathan Winters

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Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn't ailing.

Dick Cavett

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If I wanted to have total control and be a dictator, I would do ice sculpture in my basement. If I want to make a movie, I'm going to work with 500 people, and I will have to work with their strength and their weakness.

Denis Villeneuve

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