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William S. Burroughs Quotes

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'

William S. Burroughs

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: writer
Nationality: american
Birth: February 5, 1914 - August 2, 1997

Topics

Space Look Say Want Manager See

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

Dating Philosophy Fart Right Just

The epic implications of being human end in more than this: We start our lives as if they were momentous stories, with a beginning, a middle and an appropriate end, only to find that they are mostly middles.

Anatole Broyard

Beginning Start End Find Being Human

There's no hope of me becoming completely relaxed on stage. If I did, I'd sit down and doze off.

Hope Me Down Stage Sit Becoming

I've never felt that using something with tongue in cheek has been a bad thing.

John Schlesinger

Tongue Bad Never Something Been

I'm allowed to maintain some modicum of privacy. But also, I would like not to be picked apart or for people to observe when I put on 10 pounds or take off 10 pounds, or I have a hair extension out of place, or my fake tan is botched.

People Hair Fake Place Privacy Out

I have found that if I spend the first hour of my day at home, I get more done, and less people steal my time.

Home Time Day People Done First

It all depends on whether you have things, or they have you.

You Things Depends Whether

Paul Rudd has a very specific brand of humor.

Humor Brand Specific Very Paul

Always a big fan of the Browns, of course. No wonder how bad they lost or how much we froze to death out there, we still went to the games to watch them lose.

Death Lose Bad Wonder Lost Games

What they will do is, you know the tabloids. They'll take one element of a story that may be true and they'll build everything around it. Take a picture and invent a story around it.

Story Picture You Be True Know True

It was tough times in Ohio when we lived there. My dad was between unemployed and just selling random knickknacks at a flea market. My mom was a cashier at a Chinese food restaurant. They both had awesome careers back in Taiwan, and they came here for my sister and I.

Tough Times Food Mom Sister Random

Violence is my last option.

Violence Last Option

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