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Artie Lange Quotes

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: actor
Nationality: american
Birth: October 11, 1967

Topics

Death Me You Early Talk Predict

I do believe in Christ, but I would not hold myself up as any paragon of virtue at all - far from it, really.

Myself Believe Virtue Up Hold Far

The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.

Funny Great Comedy Getting Old Old

I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computers and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together.

Good Friend Humor Together Computers

In the late 19th century, the Populists - a protest movement of mainly disaffected farmers and workers - threatened to overturn established authority.

Late Authority Farmers Movement

The first shooter video game stuff which - look, admittedly, I missed that generationally, so it's not a thing for me. I've never played them. I don't really get it. My kids do.

Me Game Look Missed Never First

Comedy writers have the most fragile egos.

Comedy Fragile Most Egos Writers

I've always been a sci-fi/fantasy guy. My book reports in school, whenever you didn't have to do it on Shakespeare, I did it on, like, Piers Anthony and Raymond Feist.

Jonathan Hickman

School Book You Always Guy Been

I have 23 top players and they are all ready to put on the jersey and work on the pitch and that makes you happy and then you have peace of mind.

Work Peace Happy Mind Peace Of Mind

If you were to go to the National Museum in Addis Ababa, you would walk into a huge room filled with literally tens of tons of fossils, and most of them would be elephants and rhinos and hippopotamus and monkeys and giraffes and antelopes and so on. Hominids are very rare in the landscape, and it's very rare to find them.

Donald Johanson

Walk Landscape You Find Museum Go

I guess being French, I love Hollywood. I love Hollywood movies. Joseph Mankiewicz's 'All About Eve.' 'Mildred Pierce.'

Christian Louboutin

Love Movies Hollywood Being Guess

The things that I gravitate toward in film and TV are things that make me laugh but then break my heart.

Colleen Ballinger

Heart Me Laugh Make Me Laugh Break

Because you're a crime writer you're asked to have a point of view on a lot of things, and I'm uncomfortable having public opinions on things that are not my professional area.

View Uncomfortable Opinions You

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