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Artie Lange Quotes

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: actor
Nationality: american
Birth: October 11, 1967

Topics

Funny Someone Idiot You Sometimes

I don't like labels, but if you have to put a label on it, I'm a gay man.

Man You Gay Like Labels Label

I always remember responding very emotionally to film. I had a lot of lonely time on my hands because I wasn't really the best-looking kid in my town and I sort of pined after girls. I had to sort of immerse myself in the arts because girls weren't particularly interested in me.

Time Myself Me Lonely Remember Kid

Actors generally get to do things you probably shouldn't do in real life - well, at least as much as one might like to or be tempted to. Though I suppose a lot of actors just go ahead and do it, don't they?

Life You Go Ahead Real Real Life

The minimum wage is something that F.D.R. put in place a long time ago during the Great Depression. I don't think it worked then. It didn't solve any problems then and it hasn't solved any problems in 50 years.

Great Time Depression Problems Think

You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else.

Funny Someone You Person Know Else

The right really dominates radio, and it's amazing how much energy the right spends telling us that the press is slanted to the left when it really isn't. They want to shut other people up. They really don't understand the First Amendment.

People Amazing Energy Understand

The memory of things gone is important to a jazz musician.

Louis Armstrong

Memory Important Jazz Things Gone

One might say that our words are a movie screen that reveals what we have been thinking and the attitudes we have.

Words Thinking Say Screen Been Our

I made odd noises as a child. Just did weird things, like turn off light switches twice. I think my parents thought I had Tourette's syndrome.

Light Child Parents Think Thought

What really fascinates me is this need that is so strong now that if you read a work of the imagination you instantly have to say, 'Oh, what this really is is so-and-so,' reducing it to a simple formula.

Work Simple Imagination Me Strong

Never say never, but the thought of electively cutting oneself is beyond my grasp, and I also object to it politically. Denying the lines on our faces makes a comment about age and wisdom I don't care to make.

Wisdom Age Thought Care Say Never

My search is always to find ways to chronicle, to share and to document stories about people, just everyday people. Stories that offer transformation, that lean into transcendence, but that are never sentimental, that never look away from the darkest things about us.

People Transformation Search Look

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