Artie Lange Quotes

It's weird because standup can be like therapy. Comedians can't be satisfied with just having fun with our friends. We've got to figure out a way to do it on stage.

Artie Lange

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 11, 1967

Topics

FunHaving FunWeirdFriendsWay

I don't think success is harmful, as so many people say. Rather, I believe it indispensable to talent, if for nothing else than to increase the talent.

Jeanne Moreau

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The great joy of being a prosecutor is that you don't take whatever case walks in the door. You evaluate the case; you make your best judgement. You only go forward if you believe that the defendant is guilty.

Merrick Garland

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I played trumpet in school once because I joined band because a cute boy played trumpet too. And I was really bad at trumpet.

Skylar Grey

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There is a certain sense in which I would say the universe has a purpose. It's not there by chance.

Roger Penrose

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If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level.

Rita Dove

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When I was little, I used to work with my dad on the engine of his car. Mostly this was a matter of me handing him wrenches.

Mireille Enos

WorkCarMeMatterHimLittle

I always felt like something of an outsider. But I identified with people up on the screen. That made me feel like I wanted to be up on the screen too. I felt like eventually I would get there.

Luke Perry

PeopleMeFeelAlwaysOutsiderUp

I'd rather have a hot dog than caviar.

Juan Pablo Montoya

DogHotRatherCaviarThanHot Dog

I would like to believe in an afterlife; it makes things more palatable. But I'm not banking on it.

Jarvis Cocker

BelieveMoreBankingThingsWould

I can take any series of numbers and turn it into music, from Bach to bebop, Herbie Hancock to hip-hop.

Donald Byrd

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I have been fortunate in my career to play a lot of lead roles. The downside to that is I don't have a life outside of the show. I go on lockdown even with my wife if the show is really difficult and I am having vocal problems.

Brian Stokes Mitchell

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I think, as a musician and person, Justin Timberlake is someone I've always looked up to.

Shawn Mendes

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