Artie Lange Quotes

When you did impressions on 'MADtv,' the producers gave you a Walkman that played huge sections of whatever movie was being parodied, with your character's catchphrases recorded on a loop. You'd wear this thing around during rehearsals and for a week listen to the voice you had to impersonate over and over again. It drove all of us crazy.

Artie Lange

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 11, 1967

Topics

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There's a foot race between gas bills and paychecks.

Jerry A. Webman

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Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.

Melissa Etheridge

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Ensuring ports are dredged is essential to securing America's place in global trade.

Ander Crenshaw

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I wanted to own a junk yard as a child, you know. I used to smash cars and think, 'Oh, my God, there's been an accident.' My mother would take me to junk yards, and I look back on that and I think, 'Wow, that was really loving.'

John Waters

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Truth should not be forced; it should simply manifest itself, like a woman who has in her privacy reflected and coolly decided to bestow herself upon a certain man.

John Updike

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The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investigation.

Stan Freberg

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My first district was Northwest Iowa. In 2002, it became North Central Iowa hooking around Des Moines down to the south, clear up to the northeast corner of the state.

Tom Latham

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For a kid who's lost his mom and all the rage and grief that no one was able to talk out of me, football was a very therapeutic sport. Very.

Jon Hamm

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Everything is changing now that we are in the cloud in terms of sharing our data, understanding our data using new techniques like machine learning.

Diane Greene

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Any beings advanced enough to traverse interstellar distances are at least a thousand years beyond our technical level. Spending gobs of time examining our missiles is equivalent to sending the Air Force back to the Middle Ages and insisting they examine the chain mail factories.

Seth Shostak

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Being on the set of 'Super 8' was a very fun and relaxed environment.

Ryan Lee

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I am not the kind of girl that gets in trouble.

Kimora Lee Simmons

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