Artie Lange Quotes

I got cast on 'MADtv' as one of eight permanent cast members chosen from 8,000 comics who'd been screened. For any comic trying to make something of themselves, that was like hitting triple 7s-jackpot.

Artie Lange

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 11, 1967

Topics

TryingPermanentSomethingChosen

I had ballooned out to close to 400 pounds at one point. And in the '80s, we were just beginning to get on video and disco. So therefore, I did not fit in, and my record company let me go because they said, 'Look, you're just not marketable enough with the weight problem.'

Jennifer Holliday

BeginningMeProblemEnoughLookGo

When the new becomes commonplace, people become accustomed to it. That's a tribute to our sense of adventure.

John Glenn

AdventurePeopleNewBecomeSense

Brian and I were both science students. You know science sort of math and physics side, you know.

John Deacon

ScienceYouPhysicsKnowSideBrian

I was proud of 'House, MD,' and I think it was good for what it was and remarkably smart for a television show. I loved Hugh Laurie and was proud to be by his side that long and to be trusted by him.

Robert Sean Leonard

GoodSmartProudThinkLovedHouse

At times I ask myself if I shouldn't be living a more regular, stable life with a 9-to-5 job. Then I think about it and realise that there is no point in planning everything.

Meredith Ostrom

LifeMyselfJobPlanningThinkMore

It's impossible to be a good Christian. If you think it's easy to be a good Christian, then you're not really trying hard enough.

John Tesh

GoodImpossibleThinkChristianYou

I measured my success by how many clients I had and how many billable hours I had.

Amy Tan

SuccessClientsHoursMeasuredHow

My inner critic who had begun piping up about how hopeless I was and how I didn't know to write.

Mary Garden

KnowHopelessWriteUpCriticWho

Ronald Reagan had a kind of shallow movie-star charisma - a combination of makeup and the skill of a good actor - but it wasn't the real thing, and was something that he could turn off when the cameras weren't running.

Michael Korda

GoodMakeupSkillKindActorTurn

We believe it wrong ever to take a dollar from a free citizen without a very necessary public purpose, because each such taking diminishes the freedom to spend that dollar as its owner would prefer.

Mitch Daniels

FreedomPurposeFreeBelieveWrong

There are hundreds and hundreds of women who are married to footballers, and we get to see a very small handful of them. They are all different individuals, and they choose the way they want to live their life or look, and I don't think it is really fair on anyone else to judge.

Louise Nurding

LifeWomenLiveSmallThinkJudge

I did a film called 'Victor' that I'm really proud of! It was a period piece and the true life story of Victor Torres. I play his mom, and it's a very moving film.

Lisa Vidal

LifeMomMovingProudStoryPlay

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