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Anthony Jeselnik Quotes

I feel like every first episode of a TV show is bad, you know, and it always improves.

Anthony Jeselnik

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 22, 1978

Topics

Feel You Bad Know First Always

Hubble knows there is interesting stuff out there, but Hubble isn't quite big enough.

Interesting Enough Out Big Stuff

The idea of reinvention has always seemed bizarre to me.

Me Always Reinvention Idea Bizarre

Global markets must be balanced by global values such as respect for human rights and international law, democracy, security and sustainable economic and environmental development.

Respect Environmental Law Democracy

I bring a record home, and it connects with me like nothing else. In my ideal situation, somebody will do that with my record.

Home Me Situation Nothing Will Like

You control what you do offensively, defensively. You're controlling who you play, how you want to play.

Control You Play Want Controlling

I don't ever want anyone to think that I'm being judgmental. I gotta do everything I can do to not be preachy.

Think I Can Want Everything Being

It's like Branson. When I went to Branson there was only 4 acts in there. Now, you can't count 'em. There's so many theatres now, that only the strong will survive.

Survive Strong You Now Will Count

One of the more urp-making habits of media mavens is presuming to speak for the American people, as in 'The American people won't stand for this!'

People Speak Stand American Media

All the world loves a young emerging artist, and sometimes it seems that all the world wants to be one - on a bad, gloomy planet, to be colourful and creative seems so promising.

Creative World Artist Bad Young

I just don't see how it is possible to be a vegetarian or vegan when you break your body down so much. You have to recover. You need those proteins and proper amino acids, like leucine, which only really comes from animal fats.

Animal You Body Down Possible Need

In France, I would like to worth with Patrice Chereau, who made 'Queen Margot.'

Queen Worth France Would Like Made

I'm asked all the time, 'Doesn't it feel great to finish the novel?' And the answer to that is, 'No.' It's sort of a loss to stop a 10-year project, which is an imaginary project in the sense that it's a work of my imagination.

Work Great Time Imagination Loss

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