Anthony Jeselnik Quotes

I don't think people shouldn't try to be edgy, but you have to take what the audience says to you in consideration.

Anthony Jeselnik

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PeopleThinkYouTryEdgyAudience

I played one year of fantasy football in high school. You really get into it. It makes more fans of the NFL, and people love talking about it. They'll come up to me and say, 'Why did you throw an interception? You ruined my fantasy team!' Or they're happy because they got you for a bargain.

Andrew Luck

LoveFootballSchoolHappyPeople

Steve Jobs would have wanted his words to change not just technology but politics itself.

John McAfee

ChangeTechnologyPoliticsWordsHis

I was always pushed to do that much more, and in the long run that made me more of an MMA fighter. My mom always told me that if I let it go to the judges, I'd lost. There was no way I was going to win a decision, so I had to find ways to finish the fight fast.

Ronda Rousey

DecisionFightMeMomWinLong

I always look at stuff like 'Mohawk' this way: I don't know if I'll do it again, so I try to really enjoy what I'm doing at that time. So that's what I did on 'Mohawk,' and I don't know if I'll do anything like it again - but I would love to.

Luke Harper

LoveTimeDoingEnjoyLookKnow

I appreciate film actors who respect the film making process.

Logan Lerman

RespectProcessAppreciateFilmWho

Nobody is really going to bring my vision to life like the way that I am. Before I was doing my own music videos, it was not really my vision.

Joyner Lucas

LifeMusicVisionI AmDoingNobody

The big difference for me is that, as I get older, I find it's a lot easier to stay in shape than it is to get back in shape.

Derek Jeter

MeBackFindDifferenceShapeBig

Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.

David Walton

FunnySomeoneYouKnowChemistry

My introduction of Whitney was that if there's going to be one performer for the next generation who combined the beauty and lyric phrasing of a Lena Horne with those Gospel fiery roots of an Aretha Franklin, it would be Whitney Houston.

Clive Davis

BeautyRootsGenerationIntroduction

When I got into the film business, my aim was to adopt a positive persona, of a guy who fights against injustice. And it saved me, because my acting was atrocious to say the least!

Chuck Norris

PositiveBusinessMeActingSayAim

I'm a firm believer in people who love what they do.

Anthony Mackie

LovePeopleFirmWhoBeliever

We're all used to hearing the word 'authentic' a little too often these days, but in Senator Gillibrand's case, it's entirely accurate.

Anna Wintour

HearingDaysLittleUsedAuthentic

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