Anthony Jeselnik Quotes

That's the worst way you can hear about comedy material: from a third person's blog story that they wrote when they were upset.

Anthony Jeselnik

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As you grow older, you learn a few things. One of them is to actually take the time you've allotted for vacation.

John Battelle

TimeVacationGrowLearnYouTake

Often if a picture is in trouble one way or another, there are ways to salvage it, through reshoots or whatever.

John Knoll

PictureTroubleWayWhateverThrough

A lot of the stories are internal. They leak it to me wanting to get attention, wanting to get that headline. More times than not, I will not give it to them.

Matt Drudge

MeAttentionWillMoreLeakGet

One must either take an interest in the human situation or else parade before the void.

Jean Rostand

SituationHumanParadeTakeInterest

I spent my 18th birthday in jail. Charges were dropped as long as I promised never to return to the state of Kansas. My parents took me home to Louisiana. I lasted there a week. Then I ran away.

Mary Gauthier

BirthdayHomeParentsMeWeekLong

My goal is to beat you whether you're clean or dirty.

Michelle Carter

YouGoalDirtyCleanBeatWhether

I feel like there's a currency to your personal life and your performance - your acting, your work. If that personal life starts to outweigh what the work is, then your work suffers. Your actual performance suffers because the audience won't see the character, they'll see you.

Milo Ventimiglia

LifeWorkCharacterPerformanceYou

You should put time into learning your craft. It seems like people want success so quickly, way before they're ready.

Lucinda Williams

LearningSuccessTimePeopleYou

The office during the day has become the last place people want to be when they really want to get work done. In fact, offices have become interruption factories.

Jason Fried

WorkDayPeoplePlaceDoneWant

I love sports - I am a die-hard fan of soccer, and I am always at Maracana Stadium in Rio watching Flamengo play. I am also a big fan of basketball; I stay up at night to watch Lebron James play whenever I can.

Jose Aldo

LoveSportsI AmBasketballNight

I think an individual's mind is a marvellous thing. I truly believe that if your mind is strong, your body tries hard to keep pace with it.

Dev Anand

MindBelieveStrongThinkBodyHard

My life choices are not supposed to be the gateway to somebody else's. That's my journey.

Drew Barrymore

LifeJourneyChoicesMy LifeGateway

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