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Anthony Jeselnik Quotes

On Twitter, when someone would die, I would write a joke. Or if there's a tragedy, I would write a joke and tweet it. That was my thing, and then at a certain point, people started demanding it.

Anthony Jeselnik

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 22, 1978

Topics

People Someone Die Tragedy Write

I guess my experience with some stuff is kind of abstract.

Joaquin Phoenix

Experience Kind Abstract Stuff Some

All children are much more intelligent than they are told they are or the school thinks they are; they just have different intelligences.

Tony Buzan

Children School Intelligent More

Do you know why we pay trainers and nutritionists? Because having to muster interest in the minor successes of someone else's journey toward pedestrian-ass healthiness is taxing and should be compensated.

Mary H.K. Choi

Journey Someone You Know Why Pay

I sat down in 1989 and I made up my mind at that point that I was going to spend the rest of my life assisting women and youth to gain social and political empowerment through business and education. I convinced myself economic empowerment of women was going to be key, especially in a country like this where most women didn't go to school.

Joyce Banda

Life Education Women Business Myself

Where there is no opposition to evil, it multiplies.

Joyce Meyer

Evil Opposition Where

With my support, the House of Representatives recently voted to permanently repeal the death tax so that family farms and businesses can be passed down to children and grandchildren.

Doc Hastings

Family Children Death Support House

Black culture is something I don't relate to much at all.

Dennis Rodman

Culture Black Something Much Relate

Many people have observed that truth is stranger than fiction. This has led some intellectuals to conclude that it's stranger than non-fiction as well.

Brad Holland

Truth People Truth Is Fiction Well

Despite the impression you may have from watching too much TV, movies are not about reproducing reality. They're about telling stories.

Seth Shostak

Reality You Too Much Movies Watching

I suppose you inevitably fall into habits of expression.

Seamus Heaney

You Fall Expression Habits Suppose

When I talk to other young people, I try to be as straightforward as possible. I'm a kid. I love getting outdoors. You should get outside, too!

Nolan Gould

Love People Outdoors You Possible

One of the very rewarding aspects of my work has been the interaction with a superb group of colleagues and friends in the atmospheric sciences community.

Mario J. Molina

Work Community Colleagues Friends