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Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when they were doing it.

Anthony Jeselnik

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GlassesHairFaceDoingYouThrough

My friends know I'm a really big movie buff, and I named Vivianne after a movie character. She was named after Vivianne Walker in 'Ya Ya Sisterhood.'

Jessie James Decker

CharacterFriendsKnowSheBig

I always like to keep one hand in the tepee and the other hand in the synagogue. Wouldn't it be great if there was a combination of the two? You could go to synagogue, and it would be really hot in there.

Robbie Robertson

GreatYouGoHandHotAlways

I don't think I have any guilt or embarrassment about any of the TV shows I watch. Maybe the fact that the shows I can watch over and over again are cartoons like 'Bob's Burgers' and 'American Dad' and 'Rick & Morty.'

Ross Butler

ThinkAmericanGuiltI CanOver

I have a lot of offers to play for appearance fees. It's nice gravy, but it's not a big motivating factor for me, to go here and there just for money.

Mike Weir

MoneyMeAppearancePlayGoNice

When we were making the movie, winning awards for it wasn't the point at all. We didn't even have an American distributor.

Michel Hazanavicius

WinningAmericanAwardsPointEven

The elusive nature of love... it can be such a fleeting thing. You see it there and it's just fluttering and it's gone.

Mick Jagger

NatureLoveYouFleetingSeeGone

It's weird being an author because it's different than writing songs. You put so much more of yourself out there to be judged because it's a memoir. So when the reviews come in, they all feel really personal. Some people are just going to hate you no matter what. Personally, I never believe good reviews.

Dean Wareham

GoodHateYourselfPeopleWriting

I do try to live a normal life.

Colin Ford

LifeLiveTryNormalNormal Life

I'm a believer in the ordinary person, that the ordinary person is just as important and has an equally unique perspective on the world as someone who is famous or perhaps more privileged.

Brandon Stanton

PerspectiveWorldSomeoneUnique

A life which does not go into action is a failure.

Arnold J. Toynbee

LifeFailureActionGoWhichDoes

Even when I'm writing plays I enjoy having company and mentally I think of that company as the company I'm writing for.

Wole Soyinka

WritingThinkEnjoyCompanyEven

We will hang you, never fear, Most politely, most politely.

William Gilbert

FearYouWillNeverHangMost

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