The secret to humor is surprise.
Aristotle
Recitation: by Male by Female
Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.
Michael Gambon
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I'm at that point in my life where I definitely want to get married soon. I've got my dogs as surrogates, but I'm ready for kids.
Michael Bay
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I identify in some measure with each of my characters.
Amitava Kumar
MeasureIdentifySomeCharacters
What God wants is for us to live by His rules, resulting in the receiving of His blessing and power. When we as Christians, celebrating our differences, join together as the house of God representing the kingdom of God for the glory of God, we get the response of God to our presence in history.
Tony Evans
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It strikes me that these days, clubs don't even want players who can truly play any more; they just want athletes, quick guys who don't have a football brain, can just run and run; some of them, Jesus. I can never imagine acting like that.
Robbie Fowler
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All the things you're not supposed to do at the beginning of your professional life - transgressiveness, arbitrariness and violating expectations - you find more attractive at the end of your professional life.
Milton Glaser
LifeBeginningExpectationsEndYou
My mom was a championship pool player.
Drake Bell
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I'm really excited about Jordan Spieth. Like a great in any sport, when the moment is the biggest, he performs his best.
Colin Jost
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When you're coming out new, it's harder as a girl to gain fans because most of them are girls, and they can be like, 'Do we like her?' If I were a boy, it'd be much easier.
Anne-Marie
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What we perceive as a failure may simply be our inner being's way of telling us that we are ready to move to a new level of growth.
Anne Wilson Schaef
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When I dance, I love the romance and sexiness of it, and love having it be clear to both dancers that the man leads! But the man has to know what he's doing!
Susannah McCorkle
LoveDanceManDoingKnowRomance
Trump's pronounced anti-immigrant stance is reminiscent of both Le Pen in France and Orban in Hungary, although he is far from alone in taking such positions in much of today's Republican Party.
Peter Bergen
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