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Bob Newhart Quotes

No matter what hyenas sound like, they are not actually laughing.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 5, 1929

Topics

Matter Sound Laughing Like Actually

The problem... is that most members of Congress don't pay attention to what's going on.

Problem Attention Congress Pay Going

I think there's nothing that's not important. Everything you do - from how you connect with the guys in the locker room, to how you learn, to how you play on the field - everything's important; everything goes with the position.

Think Learn You Play Important Room

I am the original... Those are my disciples.

I Am Original Disciples Those Am

The first act is the easiest to plot. The second act is always the hardest to plot. Generally a good, you know, sometimes the third act can be difficult because you can get into a rut in the third act - everybody runs to their Corvette, has a chase, and you catch the bad guy.

Stephen J. Cannell

Good You Bad Know Sometimes First

Unless those of us who love our wives (and thus, our lives) make a conscious change to the way we speak of them, unless we begin choosing to elevate and praise our spouses instead of denigrate, we will be letting an incredibly corrosive, self-perpetuating societal meme destroy the very institution that defines our lives.

Love Change Speak Will Way Meme

Actually, I've been a mechanic. My first job was in a gas station changing tires and pumping gas.

Job Mechanic First Tires Changing

I think about freedom as not only as the absence of oppression but also the presence of justice and joy.

Freedom Justice Joy Think Oppression

You can judge a leader by the size of the problem he tackles. Other people can cope with the waves, it's his job to watch the tide.

Leader Job People Waves Judge Tide

Me jumping on a song with Ariana Grande is just showing versatility, you know what I'm saying?

Me Song Saying You Know Jumping

I maintain by going to spin four or five days a week. I love that I can get a solid butt-kicking in 40 minutes. I also strength train two or three times a week.

Love Strength Week I Can Train Spin

It's also a reasonable scientific program to look at the dynamics of the standard model and to try to prove from that dynamics that it is computationally capable.

Look Prove Try Capable Model

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

Age Old Age I Am Start Tax Nothing

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