I don't write punch lines.
Bonnie Hunt
Recitation: by Male by Female
You can't sing baritone when you're a soprano.
Jim Crace
YouSingSopranoBaritone
When I was with Geffen Records, I weighed almost 400 pounds. The label told me that I had a great voice but wasn't marketable having a weight image.
Jennifer Holliday
GreatMeVoiceImageWeightAlmost
There's the human side of people who are in public life that connects people. Whether it's favorable or unfavorable, it gives them some connection with the person who's onstage, and I think those connections are edifying.
John Dickerson
LifePeopleThinkConnectionsPerson
Acting feels different. I'm not sure exactly what that is, but it used to mean a lot more. Maybe that sounds like I'm throwing it away and I'm not, I'll still do the best damn job I can, but it doesn't mean the same thing. I'm going to get the answer for myself one of these days. It's the male menopause, that's what it is.
Mel Gibson
MyselfBestJobActingI CanDamn
Religion is not theory - it is life. It is not intellectual conviction - it is divine humanity, and nothing else.
Robert Green Ingersoll
LifeReligionHumanityIntellectual
'Peter and the Starcatcher' is the most amazing piece of theater I think I've ever seen. It made we want to be a kid again and made me want to pretend, which I do on a nightly basis.
Steve Kazee
AmazingMeThinkWantKidPretend
The conventional definition of reality, and the idea of 'normal life', mean nothing.
Sigmar Polke
LifeRealityNothingMeanNormal
Yachts are job creators.
Lois Frankel
JobCreatorsYachtsJob Creators
Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
Jonathan Swift
PoliticsNothingUnderstoodWord
Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.
Dick Cavett
ProfessionalBurnWantTryMean
Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced to see life's metadata is good training for looking for interesting angles on a topic.
Chris Hardwick
LifeGoodTrainingLookingThinking
I love to prove people wrong. They expect I'll sound a certain way when they see me, then they hear me and they can't believe it. I love that.
Coco Lee
LovePeopleMeBelieveWrongWay
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