Brett Gelman Quotes

I think the thing that really started setting my career on the course that it's on is when I did '1000 Cats' on 'Funny or Die Presents' on HBO. That's what I feel like kind of got me a little bit more into the system.

Brett Gelman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 6, 1976

Topics

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If you are tired of partisanship over patriotism, you need to vote for a change in direction.

Jennifer Granholm

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I love hard work. If I'm not sweating, then I'm not working.

Max Aaron

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I'm not really the nurturer type.

Maura Tierney

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What most surprises me about Brazil is the extent of the difficulties that we create for ourselves. We create a lot of legislation to control the Brazilian state itself, that this ends up meaning that things don't go with the speed any head of government would like.

Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva

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My brand of comedy is taking a serious approach to silliness. Small moments of modern life and human behavior make me laugh. At least that's where everything starts, and then my other through line would be a dry absurdity that exponentially spirals out of reality.

Jonathan Krisel

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I see myself as someone who makes things. Definitions have never done anything but constrain.

Jonathan Safran Foer

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If I could do a sort of comical musical, that would be everything!

Debra Stephenson

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You kind of hope that the events themselves are interesting. I think that's what you have to hope for, that on a broad level it's an interesting story.

Chester Brown

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Be ever watchful for the opportunity to shelter little children with the umbrella of your charity; be generous to their schools, their hospitals, and their places of worship. For, as they must bear the burdens of our mistakes, so are they in their innocence the repositories of our hopes for the upward progress of humanity.

Conrad Hilton

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We need strong public health institutions to respond to any challenge. We need to deal with critical infrastructure. The reality is that very little money has flowed to communities to help our first responders; to help our hospitals; to help the public health infrastructure.

Bob Menendez

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Our frequent initiatives to normalise relations with Pakistan are not a sign of our weakness; rather, they are an indication of our commitment to peace.

Atal Bihari Vajpayee

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We have benefited greatly from the globalization of the economy in the last 30 years.

Phil Gramm

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