Brett Gelman Quotes

What a great way to make some money is just fine somebody $300 if their phone rings in the theatre. That'll make them remember to turn it off.

Brett Gelman

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 6, 1976

Topics

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I like to be the only one who uses my toothbrush.

Anjelah Johnson

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In some way, L.A. respects the young guy that's out there just trying to make it happen, but in some ways, they disrespect that, too.

Travis Kalanick

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My template for most songs is 'Is this inspiring?' and with the blues it so often is.

Mick Fleetwood

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Meeting my wife Amanda was the best thing that could ever have happened to me. She wasn't going to let me screw around my life anymore, so I stopped drinking and started behaving like a decent human being.

Jason Bateman

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The Court's primary duty, in short, is not to minimize its role or avoid friction with the political branches, but to try as best it can to get the Constitution right.

Diane S. Sykes

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People have an idol they want to be like and try to follow what the idols did. But when you do, you find out you're not very successful and you're not very happy. You try to copy these models, and it doesn't yield successful results.

Clayton M. Christensen

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If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

Clement Freud

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I remember being denied a protein bar that I went in to buy. I was so hungry, and it was before an audition, and I ran in and tried to buy this protein bar. And I checked my bank account, and it was negative 17 cents... And I remember getting on the phone with my mom and laughing that I have negative 17 cents.

Briga Heelan

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Could a government dare to set out with happiness as its goal? Now that there are accepted scientific proofs, it would be easy to audit the progress of national happiness annually, just as we monitor money and GDP.

Polly Toynbee

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What used to be considered conservative values... are increasingly becoming more mainstream values.

Preston Manning

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Blockchain technology has such a wide range of transformational use cases, from recreating the plumbing of Wall Street to creating financial sovereignty in the farthest regions of the world.

Perianne Boring

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If you have a dream, give it a chance to happen.

Richard M. DeVos

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