Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Chuck Palahniuk
Recitation: by Male by Female
I feel like I had a great career in a way. Maybe not the most successful monetarily or in other ways, but creatively, I feel incredibly fortunate.
Jennifer Jason Leigh
GreatFeelCareerWaySuccessful
My friends love coming over because they get fed.
Jennifer Aniston
LoveFriendsOverComingGetFed
Let your daughter have first of all the book of Psalms for holiness of heart, and be instructed in the Proverbs of Solomon for her godly life.
St. Jerome
LifeDaughterHeartBookFirstHer
Fame made me develop a panic disorder.
Sia
MeFamePanicDevelopMadeDisorder
Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you, have you ever got tired of kissing a pretty girl?
Tommy Lasorda
LoveGirlTiredMeDoingYou
To reward work, to grow the middle class and strengthen the economy, to give millions of Americans the respect they deserve... It's time to raise the minimum wage.
Tom Perez
WorkRespectTimeGrowRewardClass
I've burnt my boats, and there they are - smouldering in public view.
Miriam Margolyes
ViewPublicBoatsBurnt
I wouldn't participate in 'Stars on Ice' if I were asked. I find it an amateurish tour in a way, the production quality.
Johnny Weir
StarsQualityIceFindWayTour
I'm not really a good reader. What I mean is, I think I'm not one of those people who can read a story and analyze it just like that.
Donald Ray Pollock
GoodPeopleStoryThinkMeanJust
A naked woman in heels is a beautiful thing. A naked man in shoes looks like a fool.
Christian Louboutin
BeautifulShoesWomanFoolManLike
When I play in Atlantic City, I perform Tuesdays through Sundays for two weeks, and I have 91-percent attendance. No one else plays six days a week, two shows per night, and does that kind of business.
Chubby Checker
BusinessCityNightWeekPlayKind
I got elected to run the government more efficiently, lower taxes.
Phil Roe
GovernmentRunMoreTaxesGotLower
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