Colin Mochrie Quotes

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

Colin Mochrie

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: scottish
  • Birth: November 30, 1957

Topics

LifePeopleMeLongMadNever

I spend about half my time in mobile and half my time on enterprise.

Jim Goetz

TimeHalfMobileMy TimeSpend

I grew up in Northern California - Marin County, Tiburon. And it's interesting. It's a very rich place, but a lot of the affluent people are - they're not as showy. So, like, they might have, like, a Saab or a Volvo. And then here comes my dad from Iran. He buys a Rolls-Royce.

Maz Jobrani

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I have a season pass to several of the VH1 shows, like 'Rock of Love' and Flavor Flav's show. It's kind of embarrassing because it's completely ignorant television - it's all totally fake and garbage - but I still love it.

Megan Fox

LoveFakeTelevisionKindRockPass

The idea of doing a children's film is different, but quite honestly I like doing anything - any genre. I've only made one Western, which was 'Three Amigos,' but I would love to make a serious Western. I'm just wide open.

John Landis

LoveChildrenDoingSeriousThree

From the things I've read, I think I've been portrayed in kind of a way that makes me look like I don't put an effort into winning. I think that's completely the wrong portrayal of the person I am.

Matt Harvey

I AmEffortMeWinningThinkLook

I tried snowboarding at 14, and I absolutely fell in love with it. I snowboarded every day off I had, every weekend I had off of school, every holiday we had off from school, and it became a huge part of my life, not just what I love to do, but really just kind of who I was.

Amy Purdy

LifeLoveDaySchoolMy LifeKind

A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor.

Si Robertson

GodGreatHumorPeopleSayYes

True stability results when presumed order and presumed disorder are balanced. A truly stable system expects the unexpected, is prepared to be disrupted, waits to be transformed.

Tom Robbins

UnexpectedResultsTrueSystemOrder

Don't be sensitive if I should, in future, seem brusque, harsh, or even unjust in my criticism. I sincerely hope I never shall be; but if I should, remember that fault-finding is perhaps both my privilege and my weakness, that correction is the only road to improvement, and that my quick temper and illness are entitled to some consideration.

Joseph Pulitzer

FutureHopeImprovementRoadNever

I'm not going to make any excuses. I just went out and stunk it up tonight.

David Wells

ExcusesOutUpGoingJustTonight

If you are everywhere, then you've sacrificed the very thing that you are complaining about, which is your own privacy.

Cote de Pablo

YouPrivacyComplainingOwnYour

The proletarian woman fights hand in hand with the man of her class against capitalist society.

Clara Zetkin

WomanManSocietyClassHandHer

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