Conan O'Brien Quotes

Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.

Conan O'Brien

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Most of my friends are plumbers.

Joe Cole

FriendsMost

When you're working with music that is invariably better than you are, it's difficult to become swell-headed.

Andre Previn

MusicBetterYouBecomeDifficult

I'm an independent, straight in the middle. I've donated to candidates that I thought would be good that are Republican and Democrats alike.

John Paul DeJoria

GoodThoughtIndependentRepublican

I have a fascination for extra-judicial societies and underground cultures, and in situations where justice can only be found outside the law, and how these societies have evolved over the centuries.

Ann Nocenti

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We know that veterans have valuable skills and experiences that are highly sought after in today's workforce.

John T. Chambers

TodayKnowSkillsVeteransWorkforce

Examining your behavior on social media could give you insight into your own personality as well as how others perceive you. You may think you're presenting yourself in a certain light, only to discover other people view your behavior completely different.

Amy Morin

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When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny.

Trey Parker

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A lot of times, I get asked, 'Do you feel you have a responsibility to young girls to be a role model?' I don't see that happening as much to guys. I feel like, just because I'm a girl, I'm supposed to take more responsibility? Is that how it works?

Tove Lo

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It is idle to await unanimity.

Robert Dale Owen

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I have a strange habit of walking down streets and staring up, rather than looking at shopfronts and stuff like that.

Michael Redhill

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I give God all the glory. And try to move on. Come home and hug my wife and my children. And thank God for every day that I have with my family.

Jayson Williams

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Mr. Rickey, I'll put more people in the park than anybody since Babe Ruth.

Dizzy Dean

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