When all else fails there's always delusion.
Conan O'Brien
Recitation: by Male by Female
I think that when Americans go to vote, states should not list what party the candidates are affiliated with. That would require voters to actually think and get to know a candidate instead of voting for their favorite gang. 'Oh, this guy is a Republican, so he must be good.'
Jesse Ventura
GoodThinkVotingPartyKnowVote
Anyone who writes an autobiographical work at the age of 34 is, at best, presumptuous. It occurred to me that it was time to set the record straight.
Jessica Savitch
WorkAgeTimeBestMeStraight
If you eat the standard Western diet that most people eat in the modern world, it's quite likely you will develop heart disease.
Joel Fuhrman
HeartPeopleWorldDietYouWill
If something that needs to be done that we don't feel confronting, we do it through the manager.
John Oates
FeelDoneManagerThroughSomething
I don't want to be your hero. I want to be your brother. You know, I want to be your family member. I want to be your equal.
Tom Shadyac
FamilyHeroBrotherYouKnowWant
One thing that I think never goes out of style is just purity. Niceness and purity. And the Muppets have never lost that. Kermit especially is just wide-eyed wonder, unblinking. And he can't blink. Which I think probably helps.
Jason Segel
StyleThinkWonderLostNeverOut
Reason would lead us to the conclusion that Jehovah would not create a wonderful earth like this, permit man to bring it to a high state of cultivation in many places, and then completely destroy it.
Joseph Franklin Rutherford
ManEarthCreatePlacesReasonHigh
May the days be aimless. Do not advance action according to a plan.
Don DeLillo
ActionPlanDaysMayAdvance
Jerry Bruckheimer has made millions of dollars producing propaganda.
Brendan Sexton III
PropagandaMadeDollarsMillions
But the star thing I can live with. The music I can't live without. And that's how it lays out for me, you know. I got as big an ego and enjoy the attention.
Bruce Springsteen
LiveMusicMeEgoEnjoyAttention
My father, who grew up picking olives on the Greek island of Lesbos, was a doctor. So my family expected me to become a physician.
Peter Diamandis
FamilyFatherMeDoctorPhysician
Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
Noel Coward
ExerciseSquash
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