Chris Rock Quotes

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.

Chris Rock

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
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  • Birth: February 7, 1965

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With Frat House, at times I needed to make music that would reflect what these fraternity brothers might actually listen to, but still keep it within the realm of a score; it still had to lead the viewer through the scene, or just help create the mood.

Jim Coleman

MusicHelpHouseCreateMoodListen

But the best problem I ever found, I found in my local public library.

Andrew Wiles

BestLibraryProblemFoundLocal

If you think about those bailouts that happened in 2008, that was a situation in which the government gave, at our expense, enormous sums of money to some of the richest people who have ever existed on Earth.

Angus Deaton

MoneyGovernmentPeopleThinkYou

Teen fandom is so potent. Any choice they make in pop culture forces the rest of the world to take notice.

Alycia Debnam-Carey

CultureTeenWorldRestChoiceTake

My first paid acting gig in the States was playing a lizard-transforming, shape-shifting witch in 'Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters', I believe.

Stephanie Corneliussen

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I was deep into it - worldwide liberation politics as well as domestic - but by the end of the '80s, I had decided it all comes down to one single issue: campaign-finance elimination.

Steven Van Zandt

PoliticsDeepEndDownSingleWell

In the ring, if someone hits you too hard, you can only take so many of those, and you have to send back a receipt, meaning 'Hey, settle down.' If a guy has a bad night at the office and catches you in the chin, you pop him so he knows what's going on.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

NightSomeoneMeaningYouBadDown

I'm happiest in an empty church. I love the smell of a church.

Michael Patrick King

LoveChurchSmellEmptyHappiest

People probably don't give me the credit I deserve for holding the Strikeforce title, but the people who do know, know.

Luke Rockhold

PeopleMeCreditKnowDeserveGive

I think for anything to be successful, your problems have to become different problems over time.

Jason Isbell

TimeProblemsThinkBecomeAnything

The Gong Show provided me with five years of the happiest times of my life, but that's that. And to be known as the guy who gave the world The Gong Show - listen, my Uncle George isn't known as anything. So I guess it isn't so bad in that context.

Chuck Barris

LifeMeWorldMy LifeBadUncle

You can't just trot out a brown face or a Spanish surname and expect people are going to vote for your party or your candidate.

Antonio Villaraigosa

PeopleFaceYouPartyVoteOut

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