Chris Rock Quotes

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.

Chris Rock

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality:
  • Birth: February 7, 1965

Topics

WomanYouLooksDamnSheTwenty

One of my favorite stories is from Obama's first campaign: Michelle Obama was out there every day, collecting signatures and supervising the other people who did. If you were supposed to get 300 signatures and you only got 299, you had to face the wrath of Michelle.

Jodi Kantor

DayPeopleFaceYouEvery DayFirst

I always say the person who taught me how to sing indirectly because I listened to her all the time was Brandy. I fell in love with her voice when I was six years old. I always loved Brandy.

Jhene Aiko

LoveTimeMeVoiceLovedPerson

Engaging with my fans has helped me grow to more than 3 million followers.

Megan Nicole

MeGrowMoreFollowersFansMillion

I live a pretty anonymous life.

Amos Lee

LifeLivePrettyAnonymous

People will forget me pretty quick.

Tom Landry

PeopleMeForgetWillQuickPretty

I can be described as many things, but no description of me is complete without saying 'Englishman.' My parents were from Liverpool and emigrated to Canada before I was born.

Mike Myers

ParentsMeSayingI CanBornCanada

In 2004, one of my books, 'Whale Talk,' was chosen as an all-school read in Fowlerville, Michigan, a rural town not far from Detroit. They had done what I thought was a brilliant and innovative thing: decided to teach the book in every discipline, sophomores through seniors.

Chris Crutcher

DisciplineBookThoughtDoneDetroit

Any brand that attempts to live off a retro appeal is only going through a short second life cycle.

Christie Hefner

LifeLiveBrandShortRetroGoing

You'll be dedicated and that's what you should want to be in anything in life - whether it's sports or academics or your relationship. It all stems from finding that fun, that thrill, that excitement.

Brandi Chastain

LifeRelationshipSportsFunFinding

Music feels like a six sense to me, and it's never been just a hobby. It's something that I have to do to breathe. It's an extension of who I am.

Shamir

MusicI AmMeHobbyBreatheNever

My most important quality or property is curiosity. And that had its beginning in what I was going to do with my life.

Richard Artschwager

LifeQualityBeginningCuriosityHad

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood.

Mark Helprin

BestWomanYourselfYouFindMeet

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