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Chris Morris Quotes

The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: critic
Nationality: british
Birth: September 5, 1965

Topics

Good Humour Out Sense Just Bestowed

You know that Moses was spinning like crazy in Exodus XIV through XVII when the Jewish people wanted to go back and become a place again because tramping through the desert was a bit too hard.

People Crazy Desert You Back Place

You don't want to have a boring runway presentation, but you don't want to show stuff nobody is going to wear.

Michael Bastian

You Nobody Want Boring Presentation

No matter whether you're an Olympic swimmer or you're someone who doesn't like to swim, your kids should learn this life skill. You can't be next to them every second, so they must be able to relax in the water and get themselves to safety.

Life Water Safety Relax Learn You

When I was nine years old, I wrote a short story called 'How to Build a Snowman,' from which no practical snowperson-crafting techniques could be gleaned. The story was an assignment for class and it featured a series of careful but meaningless instructions. Of course, the building of the snowman was a red herring.

Red Building Story Short Build Old

I remember the first day getting to Hoffenheim. Minus 20! The weather was different; the food was different. It was cold, and I found it difficult, but I am not someone who gives up.

Roberto Firmino

Food Day I Am Weather Cold Someone

My favorite actors are people who I don't know anything about, and I can project any character onto them.

Character People I Can Know Project

Words have not only a definition... but also the felt quality of their own kind of sound.

Quality Words Kind Sound Own Only

Trump sees the world in terms of a zero-sum game. In reality, globalisation, if well managed, is a positive-sum force: America gains if its friends and allies - whether Australia, the E.U., or Mexico - are stronger. But Trump's approach threatens to turn it into a negative-sum game: America will lose, too.

Joseph Stiglitz

World Game Reality America Stronger

Sometimes a week might go by when I don't think about that game, but I don't remember when it happened last.

Game Think Remember Week Sometimes

Just don't go to a place where everything is too expensive... it'll put your husband in a bad mood.

Diane von Furstenberg

Husband Bad Place Go Mood Bad Mood

Some things never change and the intriguing things you fall in love with will become the things you don't like.

Love Change You Fall Become Never

Shoes? I have loved them all: '60s pumps; white Courreges ankle boots; platform soles from the first time around, in the '70s; more boots - ankle, calf, and knee-high; 1980s sneakers; pin heels and wedges; Mary Janes and stilettos.

Time Shoes Loved Boots Sneakers

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