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Chelsea Peretti Quotes

I barely watch TV. Somehow, I make it work with just the Internet. On TV, there's always so much crap, and you have to flip around.

Chelsea Peretti

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 20, 1978

Topics

Work Internet You Always Watch Just

I kept thinking, 'How do you make a modern musical?' Then it became clear that I could do it just like a small indie art-house movie, very naturalistically. I could create a world where it's o.k. to break into song, without an orchestra coming up out of nowhere.

World Song Small Thinking You Out

If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Woman Man Forest Talking Wrong Him

I grew up in a completely bookless household. It was my father's boast that he had never read a book from end to end.

Father Book End Never Up He

A society - any society - is defined as a set of mutual benefits and duties embodied most visibly in public institutions: public schools, public libraries, public transportation, public hospitals, public parks, public museums, public recreation, public universities, and so on.

Society Transportation Museums Most

I enjoy the details. I enjoy coming up with ideas for improving the script, changing scenes and deciding what locations and wardrobe should be - the process of making a film.

Sidney Sheinberg

Ideas Process Details Enjoy Up Film

Here lies a plain and simple Jew who wrote in plain and simple prose.

Sholom Aleichem

Simple Here Lies Who Prose Plain

I'm very sensitive. Because my mum was my primary emotional caregiver growing up, I found myself being pinned into dresses, darting her dresses, choosing her high heels for the evening or what to wear. I'm very much a mommy's boy.

Myself Growing Up Evening High Heels

No memory is ever alone; it's at the end of a trail of memories, a dozen trails that each have their own associations.

Memories Alone Memory End Trail Own

I guess this year I'm going to find out if I'm good enough or not. If I'm not, I don't care. I'll do something else, it's not a biggie.

Good Care Enough Year Find Out

Whenever I talk about Christ out loud, or I tweet a verse or say something in reference about Christ, a lot of people lash out and aren't very excited to hear about my love for Christ.

Love People Say Talk Out Excited

I think if somebody is so set in their ways about what they feel about something - and you get this a lot in academia, of course, and also different sorts of journalism too - you're going to sweep under the carpet the facts that don't suit your thesis. And I think that happens quite a lot in the courtroom, for instance.

Think Facts Feel You Journalism Get

I'll do humor about myself, I'll poke fun and everything, but that's me and I can do it to me. I think it's cruel to do it to somebody else.

Myself Humor Fun Me Think I Can

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