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Chelsea Peretti Quotes

So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radnor, down to current times, where you have Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Kristen Wiig.

Chelsea Peretti

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 20, 1978

Topics

Funny Woman People Thought You Down

Self-respect is nothing to hide behind. When you need it most it isn't there.

May Sarton

You Hide Self-Respect Nothing Need

Manufacturers of food try to get the optimal ratio to tap into your impulsivity. They don't care about your health.

Robert J. Shiller

Health Food Care Try Get Your

Public discourse has been polluted now for decades by corporate-funded disinformation - not just with climate change but with a host of health, environmental and societal threats. The implications for the planet are grim.

Michael E. Mann

Change Health Environmental Now Been

We always did our own mixing.

Stephen Malkmus

Always Own Our Did Mixing

In many ways, we look at Uber as the safety net for a city.

Travis Kalanick

City Safety Look Uber Net Many

I've worked since it was basically legal to work. I was a waitress on and off for eight years. I worked at Sears; I worked at Abercrombie folding clothes. My dad really instilled good money management habits, and I've saved 10 percent of my paycheck, every paycheck, since I was 15.

Rosanna Pansino

Work Good Money Management Legal

There's only so many times you can read how ugly you are and how much people hate you.

Lizzy Caplan

Hate Ugly People You Only Read

Am I calm all the time? That is a question to ask my mother. I am very happy in my home. I have a good family, that gives me something extra.

Jean Alesi

Family Good Mother Home Time I Am

I've been studying the planets and learning the personalities of each planet.

Dr. Dre

Learning Studying Planet Planets

How do you tackle Rob Gronkowski? You gotta hit him low, man - hit him in his knees. That's the best chance you have of hitting him.

Chris Harris, Jr.

Best Man Chance You Him Low

In our society, daily experience teaches the individual to want and need a never-ending supply of new toys and drugs.

Christopher Lasch

Daily Experience Society New Want

The difference between me and them is that I'll look at Jesse Jackson and I'll see four Jesse Jacksons, and they'll just see one, the clown ambulance chaser.

Chris Matthews

Me Look Difference See Clown Four