Chelsea Handler Quotes

In a relationship, the sum of your parts should equal more than just you by yourself. He needs to bring something new and different to the table to up the ante.

Chelsea Handler

Recitation: by Male by Female

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RelationshipYourselfYouTableNew

There isn't a way to depict the gay community without at least mentioning the existence of online dating apps like Grindr.

Andrew Keenan-Bolger

CommunityDatingGayWayExistence

When I am composing, I try to clear my mind of having to publish, or having to sell a book or find readers. That kind of thinking gets in the way.

Maxine Hong Kingston

I AmMindBookThinkingFindKind

There may be less of a chance of losing all the money you put into a mutual fund than there is of losing all the money you put into lottery tickets, but you're never going to win big in a mutual fund.

Robert Kiyosaki

MoneyLosingWinChanceYouNever

An eviction is an incredibly time consuming and stressful event.

Matthew Desmond

TimeEventStressfulConsuming

Anybody that says I don't have any experience in immigration cases doesn't know what the hell they're talking about.

Michael Avenatti

ExperienceHellImmigrationTalking

I admired Marlon Brando as I grew up. I though he was one of the finest screen actors around.

Michael Caine

UpScreenThoughHeAroundFinest

I remember seeing my sister in a play when I was very young, and I remember telling my folks, 'I want to do that.'

Steve Zahn

SisterRememberSeeingPlayYoung

Coutinho is a friend and also a great player. He's got incredible passing ability; he knows how to put attackers in on goal.

Roberto Firmino

FriendGreatGoalAbilityIncredible

I think that the reason for my success is that I am really not aspirational. I am inspirational in that the people at home feel like they can really relate to me.

Rosie O'Donnell

InspirationalSuccessHomeI AmMe

I am a very conscientious golfer. I count every stroke. I learned to play that way. That is the only way I can play. It taught me to be honest. There is no greater virtue than honesty.

Martin Sheen

HonestyI AmMeI CanPlayWay

People are always surprised to find this out, but the songs that we write, such as 'Winner of a Losing Game' and things like that, tend to be more country than the other stuff that we cut from outside writers.

Jay DeMarcus

LosingPeopleGameWinnerFindMore

I'm into short emails.

Denis McDonough

ShortEmails

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