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Chelsea Handler Quotes

I like the minute when I can get off the stage and go home, and I know I've done a good job.

Chelsea Handler

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 25, 1975

Topics

Good Home Job I Can Know Done

My No. 1 responsibility when I'm not slaying zombies is being a parent.

Responsibility Parent Being Zombies

'Twin Peaks' is one of those Rorschach ink blot things, where everybody finds their own favorite thing.

Michael J. Anderson

Own Things Where Favorite Ink Twin

It's not easy to cut through a human head with a hacksaw.

Michael Crichton

Easy Human Through Head Cut

I don't want to play for any team. I prefer playing for a lower team and playing against the best. I don't like playing with them: I want to play against them... and beat them.

Metta World Peace

Best Team Play Want Beat Against

In academe, we ought to temper our criticism of the idea of self-help because, in a more complex way, it is precisely what we offer our students through our teaching.

Criticism Way More Complex Temper

I've been reading about the idea of cyclical lives - it matches up to the idea of string theory and a multiverse. So I wanted to write a record about that instead of another song about broken hearts and drinking.

Sturgill Simpson

Broken Song Reading Write Up Theory

I can't think of any sentiment which is finer than being in a position to give people something they like. I love giving, I am rather embarrassed at receiving.

Trevor McDonald

Love I Am People Think Giving Give

Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

Music Disco Movies Monster Universal

There is a mammalian side to all of us; on occasion, it rears its head, snarls, makes a mess, acts the fool, howls at the moon, gives or gets a black eye.

Fool Moon Eye Black Mess Head

I feel like when I try to fit in, it comes across as not genuine, and that is not good. I'd rather just do me and have people say, 'Oh. That's interesting,' than try to fit in.

Good People Me Feel Interesting Say

I did a lot of theatre when I started out. It was the Lyceum, the Citz, the Tron and the Traverse. I came to London and did the Royal Court, the National, 'King Lear' at the Manchester Royal Exchange. I did little bits of comedy, like 'Rab C Nesbitt,' but I wasn't predominantly about comedy.

King Theatre Comedy Royal London

The Bush administration got a lot of things horribly wrong in its disaster response to the New Orleans flood, and it deserves almost all of the bitter recriminations hurled its way.

Wrong New Way New Orleans Disaster

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