Chelsea Handler Quotes

The next step for me is not 'The Tonight Show.' That's a job for Jimmy Fallon. I'm way too divisive for a show like that.

Chelsea Handler

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We're not uncomfortable with it, and we've already been through enough of the music business where I'm not really worried that commercial success is going to in some way - we're already past saving, you know what I mean? It's too late for us.

Jerry Garcia

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The industrial food system is so cruel and so horrific in its treatment of animals. It never asks the question: 'Should a pig be allowed to express its pig-ness?'

Joel Salatin

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I really started to get into reading the Bible and I started to look for a church to go to. Every Sunday I was going to like three or four churches, I was just looking for the right church.

Angus T. Jones

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The day cold and fair with a high easterly wind: we were visited by two Indians who gave us an account of the country and people near the Rocky mountains where they had been.

Meriwether Lewis

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You always have your knockers. There's always something wrong. But I'm happy. I think that I'm improving as a fighter; that's all I can ask for.

Sonny Bill Williams

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When we can communicate from the inside out, we're talking directly to the part of the brain that controls behavior, and then we allow people to rationalize it with the tangible things we say and do. This is where gut decisions come from.

Simon Sinek

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You want people with different life experiences as a backstop against bad decision.

Tucker Carlson

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I won't say I'm analog. I'm not like Jack White. I'm more like 1991.

Shooter Jennings

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When you get on the back side of your 60s, most people aren't working.

Tom Petty

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I'm supposed to be the guy who hates naturalism.

Robert Wilson

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I am good at raising money.

Ronna McDaniel

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Going on twenty years, I've seen A-Rod getting better in different programs. He's one of the hardest-working guys there.

Mickey Rivers

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