Chelsea Handler Quotes

Network TV is so limiting. There are so many parameters.

Chelsea Handler

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If they had rankings in baseball, maybe I would have been able to do the math and figure out my chances of being a professional baseball player versus a tennis player. But that was the decision-maker for me, I just thought I was better in tennis.

Jim Courier

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When I got into languages, I needed to amass things to make myself more palatable or more acceptable as a human.

John Grant

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I had a liberal arts education at Amherst College where I had two majors, mathematics and philosophy.

Stephen Cole Kleene

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Fake news is cheap to produce. Genuine journalism is expensive.

Toomas Hendrik Ilves

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Pilots, to a large degree, are like salesmen. They have to be confident to be good at their jobs. They have to practice relentlessly and plan out all the scenarios of the things that could happen when they're out there. Nothing is more important than preparation. They are also mighty competitive, both as individuals and as squadrons.

Simon Sinek

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The year of my birth, 1940, was the fulcrum of America in the twentieth century, when the nation was balanced precariously between the darkness of the Great Depression on one side and the storms of war in Europe and the Pacific on the other.

Tom Brokaw

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Most people do not pay attention to the publisher's imprint on a given book.

Michelle Dean

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And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours are very reasonable.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

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I read all the time. People ask, 'Do you read while you work?' And I say, 'I better.' I take two or three years to finish one of my enormous books, and I can't go that long without reading.

Diana Gabaldon

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When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something.

Dick Butkus

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As long as you tell the best story possible, you can trust that people will be able to connect to it.

Dee Rees

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My father was a doctor, an army cardiologist.

Deepak Chopra

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