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Chelsea Handler Quotes

I try to make fun of everyone as often as possible, especially minorities.

Chelsea Handler

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 25, 1975

Topics

Fun Possible Try Everyone Minorities

One day I had an idea for a movie. Everything came after that.

Day One Day Everything Idea Movie

Any band that doesn't have a sense of humor has a little bit of a problem.

Humor Problem Sense Of Humor Band

If we're going to change the laws, let's change them in ways which makes it easier to catch criminals, and yet at the same time protect the Second Amendment rights of our law-abiding citizens.

Change Time Protect Amendment Rights

U2 - that's a band that never should have existed. There's no life experience in any of their songs.

Life Experience Never Band Songs U2

I always say that 'Futurama' is real, and 'The Simpsons' is fiction.

Say Real Always Fiction The Simpsons

I would daydream about what it would be like to be an actor. I would even do talk shows where I interviewed myself.

Myself Actor Talk Where Daydream

The artist's role is to raise the consciousness of the people. To make them understand life, the world and themselves more completely. That's how I see it. Otherwise, I don't know why you do it.

Life People World You Artist Know

I remembered a mantra that one of my teachers used to tell me at drama school, that every thought will pass across your face. Even if you're thinking about Shreddies the camera will read it.

School Me Face Thinking Thought You

Intention involves such a small fragment of our consciousness and of our mind and of our life.

Life Mind Small Intention Our

You can talk about Michael Jackson all you want, but John Hughes was the soundtrack to my 1980s life.

Life You Want Talk 1980s Soundtrack

I can't stand to see myself act. It just makes me cringe.

Myself Me Stand See Act Just

Natures' curriculum cannot be changed.

Martin Lewis Perl

Curriculum Cannot Changed Natures

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