Chelsea Handler Quotes

Some people have a phobia of midgets. They're, like, scared of them. I have the opposite - I see them, and I want to hold them down, cuddle them, be like, 'Come here, you little nugget. Who's your mommy now?' So cute!

Chelsea Handler

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CutePeopleYouDownNowWant

You know, people think I named myself Meat Loaf, even though I didn't. And they think anyone who would name himself Meat Loaf couldn't have an IQ higher than four.

Meat Loaf

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They spend their time looking forward to the past.

John Osborne

TimePastLooking ForwardForward

Universities such as Cambridge, Oxford, and Harvard all began as Jesus-inspired efforts to love God with all ones' mind.

John Ortberg

LoveGodMindHarvardTo LoveBegan

I propose that matchmaking should be approached like a corporate business venture. It can be risky, but I have discovered that the potential profits from acquisitions and mergers cannot be underestimated.

Robert Rinder

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I don't want to live in a country where the elites like Hillary Clinton do not live under the same laws as the rest of us. She needs to be held to account.

Ron DeSantis

LiveRestCountryWantSheSame

My father has always been a big influence in my life.

Romelu Lukaku

LifeFatherInfluenceMy LifeAlways

If you put 20 cents in me and ask me to talk about South Sydney, I'll play all night.

Russell Crowe

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Stuxnet, Duqu and Flame are not normal, everyday malware, of course. All three of them were most likely developed by a Western intelligence agency as part of covert operations that weren't meant to be discovered. The fact that the malware evaded detection proves how well the attackers did their job.

Mikko Hypponen

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I think you have to be careful not to do too much as yourself. Otherwise you stop getting the acting roles, and at the end of the day that's what I love.

Martine McCutcheon

LoveDayYourselfThinkEndActing

I think the effective thing is, I passed this bill to combat violent extremism in the United States as effective outreach to the Muslim community, so you can pull the religious leaders really on to our team, if you will, to protect us from radicalization from within those communities.

Michael McCaul

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Believe it or not, it actually does rain in L.A. from time to time.

Janet Varney

TimeRainBelieveActuallyDoes

When we reach out to assist the least of Heavenly Father's children, we do it unto Him. That is the essence of the gospel of Jesus Christ.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

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